Post Traumatic Woozle Trauma


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Friends, I can barely hold my head up. My once magnificent woozle has now been chopped to bits. Woozle is the ‘official’ name for a schnauzer beard.
My mom person keeps calling me the chinless wonder. She spent a long time on the phone yesterday with the groomer saying angry words at them. I’m glad she stood up to them, I loved my woozle. Now I am left with but half a woozle.
I fear that the lovely ladies Sally Ann and Sasha will no longer find me exceedingly handsome, but instead a hideous creature with a mis-shapen woozle.
Woe is me.
I will be spending my day hiding from mirrors, resting from the shock and trying really hard to squeeze my woozle to grow.
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37 Responses »

  1. Hi, Oskar!
    I don't know much about woozles but don't worry! Sure it will grow fast! And you look very handsome… woozles or not!
    Glad your Mom tell them what she thinks about their work!
    Take care
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

  2. Oskar, maybe your your woozle had some severe split-ends. That can happen. I bet when it grows back it will exceed its former splendor. Have your mom-person rub your belly extra. Sometimes that helps. :O)

  3. Oskar,
    You look very handsome. Your "woozle" looks a little different, but you still look very handsome. I still care very much for you even with a uneven woozle.
    Sally Ann

  4. Hi Oskar,

    I don't even know what a woozle is, but I still luv ya with our without a woozle!

    I think you're adorable!

    Luv,
    Star.

  5. Hi Oskar – we feel your pain, as we're very proud of our woozles too. But we usually have ours fairly short anyway as we have – um – a bit of a passion for eating dirt and it really shows and gives us away when our woozles are long! We think you still look very dapper – even if you completely lost your woozle you'd remain excessively handsome – it's just one of those facts of life when you're a schnauzer you know, it's actually physically impossible for us NOT to look good, he he he! But you keep working it for the sympathy – we admire your tactics!! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.

  6. Oooooh….We KNOW Woozle!

    We feel your pain, that groomer is very lucky your mommy isn't like ours; all we can say is that they might have lost THEIR Woozle as well if that happened to us.

    We do agree with JD & Max, kinda hard for a Schnauzer to look bad πŸ˜‰ we think you look very handsome; you carry that look very well.

    Paws-out
    N&C

  7. Have you noticed the beautiful eyeshine that Schnauzers have. Eyeshine is the color of their eyes when a light flashed them. Some animals have red eyeshine but I believe these dogs have the prettiest.

  8. Oh, Oskar. So sorry to read of your traumatic visit to the groomer. Perhaps it is time to have your mommy take you elsewhere. Don't worry too much, your wonderful woozle will grow back!

  9. Your Mom loves you and cares about you and that's why she stood up to them.
    Your woozle will grow back in time. Sally Ann and Sasha are lovely ladies and they don't just like you for your woozle I'm sure of that.
    Be proud Oskar, you're a handsome guy!

  10. Hi Oskar,
    We've seen you commenting on other blogs so many times and this is our first visit to your blog! Your woozle will grow back! Just give it a little bit more time! You look pretty cute to us!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

  11. don't you worry, it'll grow back and you will be as handsome as ever in no time! πŸ™‚ actually with or without that Wooz…what-ever-you-call-it,you are still handsome, πŸ™‚

  12. Oh no.. the beard was trimmed off. Well at least you have your eyebrows. Those eyebrows are your best feature.. You can wiggle your way into hearts with those bad boys.
    norwood

  13. They chopped off your beardie? The horror! What kind of dumb groomer was that anyway. Hope it grows back. In the meantime, you might need to wear a disguise.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

  14. Hi Oskar

    You still look very handsome, even after your woozlectomy. At least it will grow back!

    If it makes you feel any better, my human is threatening to get me a nudie clip the next time I go to the groomer, because I like to play in the long grass and it's full of seeds.

    Puppy kisses
    Sasha

  15. I seem to remember you've lost your woozle before and it grew back more beautiful than ever. You look gorgeous whatever your woozle looks like anyway.

  16. Awwwwwwwwww sweet Oskar!!!!!
    Pleaseeeeeeeee….. don't worry!!!!!!
    I will grow fast!!!!!!!
    And you look very very very very handsome same!!!!!!!!
    Glad your Mom tell them what she thinks about their work!!!!!!!!!
    But we think that your eyes are sooooooooooo sweet!!!!!!!
    Take care…..
    And have a wonderful Sunday!!
    Tons of love and kisses

  17. Poor Oskar! Your delectable woozle – how COULD they, those monsters.
    Never mind, you still look very handsome to us.
    Thanks for visiting us, it is very nice to meet you.
    Wags and kisses, Dinah and Bridget xx

  18. Awww, it'll be ok Oskar… it'll grow back really soon, just you wait n see! BTW, I love your Oskar paw print badge, it's so cute. I should make one for my page too. C ya later!

    LiL MaN!

  19. Oskar, I am so sorry about your woozle. I am sure you miss it very much. But, I think you are still as handsome as ever!

    Chihuahua kisses,
    Lexus

  20. Oh Oskar!!!!!! I can't believe that stupid groomer- everyone knows Schnauzers are defined by their 'woozles'!!!

    But don't worry – I still think you are very handsome (and adorable) even with just 'woozle-stubble' at the moment and I'm sure it will grow back soon!

    Slobbers,
    Honey the Great Dane

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