Hello. My name is Oskar Wilhelm Hoerauf & I smell like butt. That’s what my mom person told me!
I think she’s being quite rude & am personally a little sick of the flowery, vanilla, whatever, that she always smells of.
I am now ignoring her. That should teach her a valuable lesson about rudeness.
I am also actively hoping that she’s too tired to give me have a bath. Baby it’s cold outside & Oskie needs to keep his stink on!
Good luck keeping your stink on, Oskar! Riley always gets stinky and always gets a bath but I don't have the nerve to tell her she smells like butt. How rude of your mom!
Elyse and Riley
Shiloh'n Shasta here – that'z tellin'her Oskar. We gitz so tired of mom callin'us namez like Stink-butt or Fart-Butt. What comez around, goez around if u catch what that meanz. B-sidez, we don't call her namez like that – well, at least not that she can hear anyway.
The nerve!
Benny & Lily
Wow, that is rude! However, I can attest that Trixie should be renamed "Gassy" as she is full of farts lately.
Good luck avoiding your bath!
I can NOT believe this… What EVER is SHE thinkin??? I think you need a SIGN… "If you don't like it… Don't Sniff it!!!"
What is up with these crazy peeps ????
You just go right on… giving her your bestest "STINK" EYE!
smell like butt? but but… we doggiess MUST keep our stinkiness… in the name of urm… all goodness ole doggie air 🙂
hope you don't get dragged to a bath.. i know mine's coming soon… *shivers*
woofs n licks,
Dommy
Your mom sounds like my mom. And good luck with avoiding that bath. I don't work for me 🙁
Hehehe! I don't believe for one minute that you smell like butt Oskar!
I couldn't understand about the perfume!Anyway Vanilla looks good!
Hey don't be upset okay!
Take a long nap, it's wonderful!
Luna
How wude! Mama says us dogs & kitties are supposed to smell like animals, hehehe!
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie & Zeek
Oh yea, I vote for putting of the bath Oskar!
Oh Oskar! That is rude saying you smell of butt! My Mum is just as bad but I can never avoid a bath! Good luck!
Princess Kisses
Megan
X
Our Gramma told Lily she smelled like poopoo last night. Lily was standing on Gramma's lap and Gramma yelled at our Mama, "Get her off me! Her butt smells! OMG!" Some humans are definitely RUDE!
We are sorry, Oskar, that there is this probability of you being forced to take a bath in this weather.
we hope good sense will prevail and mummy will let u keep your stink.
best of luck 🙂
Bud, gin n shadow
OMD, people sometimes.
Good for you for ignoring her!
Rudy
Just tell your mommy that you like that type of smell and it is the "new" smell and maybe she should try it….might keep you from having a bath, my friend….worth a try!
Tell her she's very very rude….What are you supposed to smell of for goodness sake?
My lot keep going "Oh WIIINNNIIIEEE!!" very loudly at night when I'm relaxing in front of the television and I sneak out a slient but deadly fart.
I'm not sure why they always guess it's me and not each other cos I am soooo quiet with them.
Tell your momma to be happy you only smell like butt. Last week the cat peed on the dog bed (long story), Emma slept in it, and I woke up to a SERIOUSLY stinky dog. But then I didn't have time to wash her, and by the time I did, her harness, jacket, crate, bed, towel, shoes, and collar all needed to be stripped of that foulest of odors. So tell momma to breathe out of her mouth!
We like butts.
And your mom said it like smelling like butt was a BAD thing??? I tell ya, I don't get humans sometimes.
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
Oskar, that is just not nice at all! I'm lucky as far as smells go cause my mom doesn't have any sense of smell anymore! I could smell like I rolled in a horse pasture and she wouldn't know…not that I'm seen any horse pastures lately but it sounds fun. It's too cold for a bath…I haven't had one lately and mom thinks I smell great! (little does she really know!) Lots of love, Holly
I reckon if you are told you smell like butt (how rude by the way) that will mean an inevitable trip to the white room with the water and shampoos. They like it better when we smell like a Pina Colada! Tail Wuggles, Rubie.
I would LOVE a bath! Playing in water's so much fun! Woofs & hugs! ~Bailey
I feel your pain! Stay strong – you keep your stink on, buddy!
Your pal, Pip
Amen, brofur! You stick with your stink! I hate the smell of champoo!
*wags and winks* Oz
Awwwwwww, your mom is not being nice, Oskar! Who the heck wants to smell like sweet doggie shampoo anyway!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Stay curled up like that Oskar, you look just like a cushion and maybe she won't notice you!
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Why don'ts dese hoomans understand dat we smell…..au natural. Leave us be….
Keep your stink my furiend! 😉
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Blueberry says you should try wearing a toe splint. It's a guaranteed six week moratorium on baths! BOL!
Actually, we don't get baths in the winter at all unless an emergency happens because it's too easy for us to get sick.
Bunny
I laughed out loud. Oscar is getting stinky too! I've been a bit too lazy with bathing him. It doesn't help that the latest batch of bully sticks that we bought for him to enjoy are the most pungent things ever. The brand does matter, mark my words….
What they know about good smells, right?
Hmmm…. rude… rude…
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Get your stink on Oskar! Butt smell is beautiful! Embrace the funk! BOL. I HATE a bath, but Mom says that I smell like a foot (the NERVE!) and I'll be getting a bath this week too. HUMBUG!
Tsk tsk tsk….poor Oskar. I thought all dogs are supposed to be…errr…..aromatic? purrrr….meow!
OMD, my hoomans keep saying I'm stinky and dirty too! I shall join you in boycotting the hoomans!
Woofs,
Pepsi
HOW RUDE! (said in my best Stephanie Tanner from Full House voice) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcyOoPDlSuU
All the best in avoiding your bath!!
Love ya,
Jon Terry
Oooh, Oskar, you smell like butt… you must smell absolutely wonderful! You stay away from that bath!
Puppy kisses
Sasha
Baby, you and me both!!! Yours, CindyLu
Get the stink rubbed into the sofa too. That'll show her. hehe!
~lickies, Ludo
Stink always help keep your warmer. Ignore her all day – dat's what we cats do.
Woof! Woof! Oh Oskar. I know its cold. There lots of Leave on shampoo spray that you can use if bath is not an option for you. But a "butt" smell … Mmmm Good Luck! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Oh Oskar – I totally agree with you! HUmans have such pathetic noses and just cannot appreciate our sublte personal stinks – er, I mean, aromas!
I'm sure you smell wonderful! 🙂
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
What's going on with our humans Oskar! My mom just told me that I stink like dog today too. Why does that suprise her…I am a dog!
I awarded you the Stylish Blogger Award! Stop by my blog to get it dude!
Kirby
Well, there are all sorts of butt-smells….
Alanis & Miro the birthday boy
Yup, that is just rude alright!
Oskie
I'm suwe you have the pawfect smell..it shouldn't be messed wif..hoomans..weiwd
smoochie kisses
ASTA
You better run and hide…don't stay in plain sight…she will sneak up on you and wash that stink away.
hey Oskar,
Oh. My. Dawg. I cannot believe your mom said that to you! I think you handled it well. I am sure you smell perfectly fine! It is the humans that have the stinky odor, not us. Hope you don't get a bath!
Suka
Ah… but how does she know? And who's butt? Ehm?