Here I am, sitting here minding my own business, when all the sudden, out of the blue, YOU KNOW WHO starts throwing the “groom” word around!
Of course I won’t give her the time of day after that.
Aha, I have a plan!
I’ll lick myself like the cats do. They never have to go to the groomer!
A little over here…
Whew, now I know I’m safe!
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My mom and dad used the B-A-T-H word last night! I like your idea. I'll try that.
-Mister
Ooooo, don't lick too much Oskar…when I try that approach Mama threatens me with the V-E-T word!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey and Bilbo
Oh oh. I won't lick myself if I were you, Oskar. When I do that, my Mummy gets all upset and the next thing I know, I'm in the bath. It's not fair that the cats get to do that and NOT need a bath.
Love, Whisky
Good plan!
Good plan there Oskar but I am afraid that it is doomed from the start. Baths and groomers seem to make the pawrents VERY happy.
I say work on a way to DEMAND a treat for going, behaving AND letting them apologise for takin you! BOL
woos, Tessa
I hope that works for you Oskar!!!
We don't have to get "groomed" in the same sense, but we sure hate to see the brush come out.
Have a great week, Oskar.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Why, I ask why…do the peeps hafta go using that word?? I think it should be outlawed!!
wags
Jazzi
OSKAR…. this is gonna CRACK you UP… Since my Anniversary was Yesterday.. and One year ago I was a GROOM… Well, my thoughts were on THAT and I was thinkin that you were gonna ask a certain … Girrrrrl that you and I both know… to Marry YOU!! BAAAAWAAAAAAAH you really got me with this one buddy… I was totally fooled.
Darn… I would RATHER get Married EVERY day… than have to go to Miss Buzz Off the GROOMER.
BaaaWaaaaah I am STILL laffin at Myself!!!
We don't like that G word either, but think how wonderful you'll look at the Pawm, Babe.
Smooches, Bella
When moms get bored run for the hills!
Benny & Lily
Hi Y'all!
What, you don't like to be groomed? I LOVE it! I get groomed at least once a week and when it's shedding season, daily.
I don't know about you Oskar.
Oh, does your cat get hairballs and throw up from all that licking?
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Oskar, me not so sure dat gonna work for ya!
Did you say groom!? Hide Oskar…save yourself and your stinks and hide!!!!!
Hey Oskar!
Wow, I really want to know if that trick works for you! Maybe I can use it to avoid the dreaded bath. BOL Try the silent treatment and stink eye too!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
You had me worried for a minute there! Thank goodness you escaped the Doomer, I mean Groomer!
Your pal, Pip
Hey Oskar :o)
Looooong time no bark!
Let Meee know if your strategy worked although, have to admit that Meee likes to go to the Spa. Meee has a verrrrry nice Lady that massages us when we go there and we get goodies on top of it.
Later,
Neeko :o)
Oh no! Not the bath! The HORROR! I've heard Mom and Dad throwing it around here, too! *shudder*
Hi Oskar, I don't like grooming or a bath either. I think my mum is planning another one soon cause the weather is getting warmer. Oh the horror. No worries, and love, Stella
Gasp – GROOM – as in being taken somewhere in the car and having someone pull, tug, and clip your fur! Oh your poor doggie. I wouldn't like dat at all. M had better never do dat to me or I'll have to consider running away from home.
Oh my goodness. When I read the title of your post I thought you were going to get married. I guess a St. Bernard could marry you, I guess that is the closest dog breed compared to a human priest. Oh well, thank goodness you aren't getting married.
Oh, we share your pain…having recently undergon spawdicures ourselves….run for cover, Osk!
(((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena
I can't believe how much you look like my Bella!!! she washes her legs and stays clean like a cat too!!!! she sleeps like a cat too!!! I love you both…you always brighten my day!!!!
Woof! Woof! Golden Hello! Lots of Golden Woofs,
FYI: we just sent you an email. Golden Woofs, Sugar