Death To The Vacuum Beastie!

My dad person awakened my old nemesis, the Vacuum Beastie this weekend!  I’ll stare down my enemy & let it quake in it’s boots!

I’ll make my sneak approach from behind my dad person’s legs.  Vacuum Beastie will never see me coming!

Can you see me behind his legs?  My opponent lies within my grasp & at just the right moment I’ll strike with my jaws of fury!

RETREAT! Retreat!

Holy moly, the Vacuum Beastie tried to suction my woozle off!  It’s a good thing that groomer cut it short, or I could be a goner.

Until we meet again, Vacuum Beastie…

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  1. Hey Oskar!
    Wow, I think your vacuum beastie must be a first cousin of my lawn mower beastie! They both deserve to be run outa town fur sure. Great sneak attack!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  2. Aaaaauuuuggghh!!!!!

    It SUCKERATED you???? Oskar, that's horrible. We'll come over and pee on it, if you want.
    Cuz we're nice like that.

  3. Oskar,

    Don't let is gets your woozle!!
    I used to bite our vacuum beastie but now I just ignore it, is dere somethin' wrong wif me? 😉

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  4. That was a great feat of bravery Oskar. Getting that close. We're so glad you got away before it suctioned you up!

    XXXOOO Daisy & Kendra

    I'd still love you with a missing woozle. Smooches, Bella

  5. Aiiiiiiiiieeeeee YOU have a Vacula Beast at YOUR house TOO???? OMD… they must be as PAWlific as… Squirrels.
    THANK DAWGNESS you put him in his place!!! Good Show Buddy!! PERHAPS… This will become another CLASS fur Back to School 2012!!! It is certainly NEEDED!!

  6. Hi Oskar, I have found that if you bring your tennis balls out whiile the vaccy thing is goin' round the house, and put them directly in front, sorta a sacrifice, then the vaccy will push the balls around like a game!!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

  7. OMD Oskar that sure was a close call! Gee, it really was a good thing you went to the goomer!

    You did a great job trying to protect your Pop!

    woos, Tessa

  8. I keep a close watch when the vacuum beastie is awake (which is very often!) but I never dare to go near it as you did, Oskar.

    Love, Whisky

  9. Hi Oscar, the only reason I hate that vacuum beastie is because it means I have to go outside cause the little kids are coming to stay for a while. Otherwise our beastie doesn't bother me. Don't worry, your dad would protect you if it tried to get your woozle. No worries, and love, Stella

  10. Next time, vacuum beastie…be afraid..be verry afraid!

    We runs for cover when the Dyson of Death comes crawling out of hiding!

    ((Hugs)) your friends
    Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

  11. Oh I hate my vacula!! I bit it and am determined to shut that baby down!! Dont worry, its bark is worse than its bite!! BOL

    wags
    Jazzi and Addy

  12. Hmmm… a vacuum beastie…sounds like a hoover beastie!!

    You gotta be careful of those things Oskar, they nearly eat us up and we are huge, imagine what it could do to you!!

    Licks and of slobber,
    Lexi and Jasper the Danes

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