That cat’s can climb on stuff like the computer table or the desk?  If I tried to do that I’d get in trouble!

That my mom person always tries to stop me from eating my barf back up?  It’s not like there’s anything wrong with it, I ate it the first time didn’t I?

That people yell at the television?  Even I know those people inside can’t hear them, the glass is too thick!

That when my butt is rooty-tooty, I’m an awful pup, but when my mom person’s butt is rooty-tooty, she has a “tummy ache?”