What do you mean there’s a leaf on my woozle?
You can’t fool me, I’m a very astute dog who keeps his woozle meticulous at all times!
Obviously I would know if there was a leaf hangning from my face.
You can try, but you can’t trick me!
This is a sad Oskar face…
Why so sad? I went to the groomer yesterday & they cut my woozle off!
There should be more beard (woozle) underneath my chin, but it’s gone!
They trimmed it all off & now my face looks nakie! I hope Bella doesn’t see me like this. What girl could love a woozle-less wonder on a supposed-to-be bearded doggie?
The term woozle is
one I made up a technical term for a schnauzer beard. Any dog with a good beard can use the term woozle. My girlfriend Bella’s woozle always looks perfect. *sigh*
People often take pleasure in photographing the dreaded “sleep-woozle.”
Here’s a link to more woozle related posts for clarification.
My mom person (who I’m not talking to right now) took me to the groomer today. *shudder*
I don’t like it there.
Then the groomer. *shudder*
Mom, don’t take my picture!
All right, fine! Here’s a shot of my woozle butchering. It’s hard to see, but a big chunk has been removed at the middle of my nose. My mom person is mad because obviously this was a mistake & no one told her.
They just cut all of my hair off & half of my woozle. My mom person says it will grow back.
P.S. Thanks for all your comments about the hippities. I don’t try to eat them, but I try to pick them up with my mouth, I just want to play. Every time I pick one up I foam at the mouth & usually throw up. I keep looking for the hippity who will be my friend & not make me spit up.
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Schnauzers are known for their woozles. Woozle is a technical term for our beard. (This is not to be confused with Heffalumps & Woozles from Winnie the Pooh.)
One of my boys, John, is trying to grow a woozle…I try to be encouraging, but it’s not really up to par.
Maybe if I give him a clear image of what a woozle is meant to look like, he can do better.
He can only hope.