We’ve been lying kind of low, in case you hadn’t noticed. I guess my mom person decided to hibernate like a bear.
I haven’t been able to get her on the computer to blog or visit, but I hope this alarming Scarlet Puppynickel event is enough to shake her back to her senses.
The snow here has been a little excessive this year, I have not been impressed. Oskar’s do not care for temperatures below zero. Ever.
Well today it got downright toasty here. It was almost 40 degrees!
With the warm air comes mud. All of my friends know how much I hate mud. Terrible stuff *I’m lying* *cough*
Folks, here comes the latest dirty deed of the brazen Scarlet Puppynickel. For those of you too young to remember the Scarlet Puppynickel, he is a shape shifting, globe-trotting scoundrel bringing trouble to innocent pups the world over. He particularly likes to bring trouble to the good name and reputation of
Fresh mud on the carpeting! Being a schnauzer of elegant manners I would never make such a mess.
Now for a simple re-creation of how Puppynickel spread his dirty paws all over. For demonstrations purposes only I will step in for the villain to show you how he must have walked around on my carpeting leaving mud behind him.
There you have it. Clear evidence of how the Scarlet Puppynickel infiltrated my house while no one was looking and left behind muddy prints clearly trying to get this innocent terrier into trouble.
Watch your backs friends. You never know where the Scarlet devil will pop up leaving nothing but blame in his wake.
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