El Gato’s Surgery

El Gato has been my favorite new toy.

I was doing a very good job at not chewing on him except for one strategically placed hole.  He has to be able to poo right??

Well then El Gato told me that he wanted his tail to be a nubbin like mine.

Here is my nubbin in this summer

 Here’s my tailectomy for El Gato.

Now guess who is in trouble with her??  Sometimes they just don’t get it, ya know?

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  1. Uh oh! I see a date with the needle and thread in El Gato's future. I hope your mom doesn't try to sew a tail on you, too!

    Bunny

  2. YOU TOO???? I was just "talkin'" with Remington and Milly and Shelby about this very thingy. I just do NOT understand what is going on with these two leggers. We don't tell THEM how to play with their stuffs… WHY do THEY insist on telling us… how to play with OURS. NOT Right !!!

    I (Frankie Furter) think you did an excellent job of keeping E.G. from becoming constipoopated and giving him a more appropriate Tail. Sheeesh

  3. Gasp, horror! Is your Christmas quilt GONE?!!

    Don't trust a cat–even a stuffed one, they just cause trouble.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

  4. Oskar,

    You are so funny!! Your mom should be pleased it is only El Gato you are chewing on and not the real "gatos" in the house!

  5. Oskaw
    Hoomans just don't undewstand the wight way to do things sometimes. I think you did a most excellent job and only did what was best fow youw fiend
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

  6. Odd El Gato would wait so long to express his desire to become a Manx. But even – in fact, especially – cats have free will. We take you at your word that this modification was entirely El Gato's idea. All the same, maybe your mom needs to increase your access to bones? Or magazines? Magazines are one of Abby's favorites for that nice combination of ripping and chewiness.

    Jed & Abby

  7. You couldn't help it if El Gato wanted to be just like you, so cool and suave. Doesn't she understand that?? BOL

  8. You just tell your hooman that you was doing the responsible thing and neutering him like Bob Barker told you to do!!

    Dats my answer and I'm stickin' to it!!

    Big slurps, HoneyBuzz

  9. You were just tryin' to do a favor for El Gato, Oskar! Hoomans never understand!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

  10. Gasp! Oh the horror of it all. hehe- hate to tell you this pal, but if you were a cat Gato wouldn't be in dat shape!!!

  11. Hi Oskar,
    My santa dog I got for Christmas no longer has his Santa hat! I mean, I don't like wearing them so why should he, right! So I just tried to tear it off his head, so mom ended up cutting it off. Yeah he looks much better too!

    Woof!
    Kirby

  12. Hiya Oskar, what IS it with humans eh?! We've just performed a nose-ectomy on our beloved flea stuffie as he told us he was having trouble breathing, but did FH and MH understand? Did they heck!! We think El Gato looks cute with a nubbin like yours – we say 'good job!'

    Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.

  13. oh Oskar, humans are so difficult to train. of course, El Gato wants you to rip him to shreds. that's what alll toys want and deserve. why can't humans get that?

    woofs

  14. hihi oskar!!

    well, first like, i'm behind the times, so i didn't know you had gotten mr. spiffy el gato! he's totally awesome sauce and almost as big as you are! for some reason, the parental units just nevarrr get that we are tryin' to help our stuffies out. i mean what would mr. el gato do if he couldn't go poopie? is he just supposed to hold it all in until he explodes? EWWWWW. and clearly he wants to be just like you since he asked you to make his tail a nubbin'! 🙂

    *woof*
    the booker man

  15. Riley did something similar to Nutty the Squirrel last year. We think you were simply trying to make E.G.'s life better by having a nubbin tail instead of a swishy tail! What's Mom's problem…? He he!

    Elyse and Riley

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