Here I was minding my own business, keeping patrol of my yard from my vantage point on the footstool…
When my mom person shows up with the flashy box. To oblige her I gave her one photo.
You’ll never believe what she said next! She told me I was looking mangy, especially in the woozle area. The nerve! I’ve spent the last few weeks getting my stink & grime to an acceptable level.
I chose to go back to ignoring her and her rudeness and keeping us all safe.
If you had your stink on and you did not hear the words time for a bath, well you must live in a terrific home.
Thanks for stopping by my blog.
Sweet William The Scot
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I totally agree Oskar….we work sooo hard gettin’ that ‘right amount of aroma’ goin’ and the peeps say ‘time for a bath’…’huh????’ NO! You are perfect the way you are Oskar! RUN!!!!
Kisses,
Ruby
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I love your scruffy look Oskar.
Cindy
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Sheesh, the absolute nerve. We hope you don’t hear the dreaded word B-A-T-H in your near future.
Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
You are so right.
And you look grrrreat to me!
Hmmm….
Happy Sunday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
MOL Oskar
Good for you practicing camera advidance. I know what you mean about taking weeks to perfect your ‘special look and scent’! Maybe you and I are kisdin’ cousins
Hugs
Madi your BFFF
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Mangy? Stinky? But you’re still excessively handsome. Your mom better accept you just the way you are. har har har *evil laughs*
Brad the most handsome
I love you just the way you are, my excessively handsome woofie friend. har har har *evil laughs*
Brad the most handsome
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You tells her to leave your wozzle alone!
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Oskar, we fear she is working up to giving you a bath!! Run and hide NOW!!
Your friends,
Murphy & Stanley
Mangy? She actually said mangy?! The nerve.
Blessings,
Goose
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Your momma shouldn’t be too worried, because you look oh-so-great! 🙂
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These Mom persons just don’t understadn do they?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
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This doesn’t sound good, Oskar. The words “GROOMER” and “BATH” come to mind….
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Boy is she rude! But sounds like there may be the B word and maybe even the G word heading your way.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
How rude!!! I bet you never, ever say mean things like that to her!
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Aren’t humans annoying! My mummy washed and hung up all my toys yesterday 🙁
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Well you’ve got your priorities straight Oskar. Guarding the homestead is important! You’d think that would deserve a reward of some sort. Maybe a pass on the bath for another week? 😉
Waggin at ya,
Roo
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Well being a self cleaning kitty, I wouldn’t allow any human to interfere with my persnal stinkies. So rude. Oskar, you take a stand!, xx
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Forget about the aroma, Oscar! It’s your stern look that attracts. You look like some sort of hero-dog, especially in the first picture.
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What an insult! There you are, protecting the homeplace and your mom person puts her focus on how you look! I think you should find some particularly smelly lovely muck to roll in and then go sit on her lap for an extended period. Share the grime wealth and teach her to appreciate it!
Tyler sends woofs!
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What on earth is your mom thinking. yOu look perfectly fine to me pal. You have to have a little stink on you cuz you won’t want to smell like a girly ooman for heavens sake. Oomans get these crazy ideas now and then. Geeesh!!
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Moms will be Moms Oskar!!!! There is nothing you can do to change that you know??
Sorry Mom…Oskar, you just look like a Schnauzer to me!!!! Love you!!!!!
Does that mean you’re going to the groomer soon?
NOra
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Hope your mom doesn’t give you a BATH! Don’t you hate it when Mom-persons throw all our stuffies in the washing machine too — so they don’t stink anymore. Do they realize how hard it is for us dogs to drag stuffies all over the floor and dirt to get it smelling just right! We need our stuffies to smell just like us you know! Dog’s work is not appreciated!
Moms. They just have to futz with our skank.
*sigh*
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Oskar the nerve of her!!! First she makes you endure the “flashy box” then when you do…she INSULTS you? That is COMPLETELY unacceptable!!!!
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You look wonderful to me Oskar. sometimes us humans can be a little harsh I guess. 🙂
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Oh Oskar,
Living with humans is just so annoying, isn’t it? Why can’t they let us be especially when we work so hard on getting our schnauzer beard styled and perfumed just so?
Watch out for a B-A-T-H or a B-R-U-S-H!
Your fellow beards, Joules & Prescott
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Oh no, baff time! I like dry better.
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But Oskar- we love seeing your cuteness!
love
tweedles
The nerve! Mom!
LOL. Oskar…you especially look… naked today.
I saw your new friend! LOL. He’s so cute…. like squishy cute. My niece couldn’t take her mind off it.
Oskar, I was hoping you could help me on my hosted book giveaway. Would it be alright if you could share it with our other bloggy friends because Follow the Dog Home is such a wonderful book and I don’t want to leave anyone uninformed. The link of the giveaway is here http://www.mydogslove.me/2012/09/our-first-book-giveaway-follow-dog-home.html
Thanks in advance.
Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee
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I smell a bath in your future dude!
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Oskar the dirt and grime is the only way to go! You look just right the way you are!!
Woof
Groucho
You said it mate!!! I totally agree with everything you said!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx
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Hey Oskar, I have something for you on my bloggy: http://wp.me/p2h87n-jt
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Okay so if your mom thought you looked mangy then why did she take a picture of you? Isn’t it hard to figure humans out sometimes?
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