Do you see this super-cool, bacon-flavored, corn cobbie toy that Booker & Asa sent me?
It rocked! It took it outside for immediate playing gratification.
It rocked. After a good long chew, I retired into the house for a rest. When I went back out to my yard guess what was gone? My super-cool, bacon-flavored, corn cobbie toy! My yard is securely fenced. There can only be one culprit…my nemesis, the Devil Squirrel!
My dad person raked, mowed and totally went over the yard yesterday and no sign of my super-cool, bacon-flavored, corn cobbie toy. I will avenge this injustice!
Ahh man, not the corn cobby thing! If you get another one you best keep it with you at all times…dang squirrel!
OoH I hates dose tree rats…grrrrr! Count me in on avenging!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Oh no Oskar!! We are so sorry it disappeared. I hope you get another one and this time, keep it with you. It's sad when you can't even leave things in your own fenced in yard anymore!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom
This is AWFUL! We are convinced squirrels are 100% Pure Evil.
Oh No!! That is awful!! Those evil squirrels must pay!!
Pugs & Kisses,
Yoda & Brutus
GASP! Those squirrels are just…well, they're just…ooooo! They just makes me so very annoyed at them! I can't believes they STOLE your toy from you. Can you call the PoPo? I sure would. This kind of crime should not go unpunished!
Very concerned wiggles and wags,
Mayzie
Tree rats – grrrrr!
Stoopid squirrel squirreled it away for his winter meal! We hope he ends up with a bellyache! How dare he!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR Rotten EVIL squirrel. I hope it backs up his poop shooter.
oskar!
whaaaat?! that crazy evil squirrel stole your bacon flavored corn cobbie?! that really gets my goat! the nerve of that stinky 'n smelly little booger…you better watch out, mr. evil squirrel, cuz we are LOOKIN' FOR YOU. GRRRRR.
*woof*
the booker man
what yummy treats! and that mean squirrel was eyeing your stuff while you were trying to enjoy it! rude.
you sure gotta watch those tricky devils. I bark and bark at them when they comes into my yard. They tried to takes my stuffs once, I got super mad when I caught them red pawed.
Winston
Eeek! We're sorry to hear that! *Kitty hugs* But hey, that squirrel looks cute 🙂
Qish & Rue
We knew those little things were devils. YummE treats!
Benny & Lily
I'll get my Squirrel Badge and be right over!!! I hate those little buggers. I hope it falls out of the tree soon for you!!
What a bummer, Oskar!
I always known those squirrels are evil and sneaky….butt now we know they are THIEFs too!! What is this world coming to???? sigh
MinnaK
(what an uber cool pressie from Booker and Asa, though!)
Ho! I thinks its them evil squirrels… they mights be thinkings its real bacons.. hehehehe They are probably having a hard time chewing the corn toy. *BOL*
Holy cat feathers! That squirrel is possessed! This is just another reason why I hate those tree rats. That toy looks like it was awesome, too!
Bunny
O…M…D…!
Evil squirrel!
Sure you need a plan….
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oskaw
What an evil little culpwit..I'm so sowwy he stole youw special sopew doopew toy..I hope you get it weplaced
I love mine and have been chewing on it fow a yeaw, hehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA
We were just drooling over BACON and CORN together AND then heard it was missing! Hope you get those little felons!
XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella
Oh gosh, a squirrel there as well!
Maybe he only wants to play with you!
I would love to play with you! 🙂
purrs
Luna – WE LOVE LUNA
Wow, that's totally not cool. You are going to have to seek revenge immediately.
Muah,
Minnie Moo
OH NO! Naughty squirrel! EVIL EVIL squirrel! I hope you get a new one…..
Darn that squirrel! Who knew they liked bacon???
Oh the gall of those, those, those…TREE RATS!! Hope you get it back!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three
it is ALWAYS the DEVIL SQUIRRELL!!!
Oh that iz terribly sad. We Beaglebratz r ready tu hop in our sopwith camel tu help u avenge this evil wrong-duin'just give us the werd an'we will b there.
Shiloh'n Shasta
BWAAAHAAAHAAA! You has a devil squirrel!!
Licks,
Ruthie
Wow – a squirrel stole your chewie? That's nuts (no pun intended)! Maybe he thought he could get all his hibernation storage done in one fell swoop? He's gonna be surprised when he tries to eat the "corn"!!
Snorts-
Brutus & Carmen
Stoopid squirrels aren't even supposed to LIKE bacon — just nuts and seeds and pinecones and such. This was an act of pure spite and malice, and yes; HE MUST PAY.
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Jack@PDB
dog beds and more
Darn you devil squirrel – *shakes paws in air!* – darn you! We WILL be avenged – us schnauzers stick together you know. Be afraid Mr Squirrel, be very afraid!
Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.