Category Archives: Things Oskar Doesn’t Like

Bath Time Oskar Style

Someone had to have a bath this weekend. It wasn’t too bad though because they used some new Royal Pet Club Mediterranean Sea Breeze shampoo and conditioner on me. It smells more like boy stuff, so I didn’t come out smelling like a fruit salad this time.

Then they let me outside & came at me with the towel of doom. I have to warn you what happened next is not pretty.

In the end I emerge victorious and smelling like a sea breeze. Watch for our review of Royal Pet Club shampoo & conditioner on Pet Blogs United later this week.

Posted by Oskar. Categories: Mediterranean Sea Breeze, Royal Pet Club, Things Oskar Doesn't Like. 31 Comments

May. ’12

I’m Celebrating National Straw Hat Day!

We didn’t have a straw hat here to put on me, so my mom person started fiddling with pictures on the computer.

She thought this one was a little boring.

So, much to my dismay, she tried again.

A dog just can’t maintain his dignity with this woman around!

Happy Straw Hat day anyway.

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Apr. ’12

5:00 AM…Really?

My mom person got up at 5 AM and said, “Oskar let’s go blog, what should we write about?”

We should write about how it’s 5 AM and you woke me up.

And we can write about how it’s nice to curl up in a pile of quilts in the middle of a sun puddle…

and go to sleep while your crazy mom person is blogging.

She may be my mom person, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t mad as a hatter!

Posted by Oskar. Categories: My Mom Person, sleeping, Sun Puddle, Things Oskar Doesn't Like. 38 Comments

Apr. ’12

Little Spring Flowers

Today my mom person wanted to post a picture of me sitting in all of the little wildflowers in the back yard.

I sat and let her take a picture of me.

She wasn’t happy with that picture. I wasn’t happy with sitting there.

I left. It’s spring, with things to see & smell & do! I don’t want to sit still with that flashy box in my face!

Here is another picture of the flowers to tide you over.

I hope whatever you do today, it does not involve sitting still on a glorious spring day, unless it’s your idea!

Posted by Oskar. Categories: Flashy Box, Flowers, My Mom Person, Things Oskar Doesn't Like. 29 Comments

Apr. ’12

Happy Easter

Please, lets not do this…

My friends will understand if we just say it without the ears…

*fine*

Happy Easter friends, from our house to yours! (I just hope you don’t have to wear any ears!)

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Apr. ’12

A Bath Before Grooming???

So my peeps in their ~~delusional state~~ infinite wisdom decided that before I went for my grooming, I had to have a bath. These people are just into torture, I’m sure of it.

Here are some always fun post bath crazies.

Hi mom!

Here’s a gratuitous shot of my adorable curly-haired nubbin butt post bath.

Now let me out so I can get this pina colada stink off me!

Posted by Oskar. Categories: Bath, Crazies, Things Oskar Doesn't Like. 26 Comments

Apr. ’12

VET Is a Four Letter Word

Hey guys,

We missed a couple days cause my mom person missed the hospital so much that she went back on Sunday. This time it was her pancreas having a hissy fit. She figures her spleen will be next. *eyeroll*

On Saturday I had to endure the VET! They are always so nice, “Oh hi, Oskar”, “What a nice boy you are, Oskar”, then BOOM out comes the thermometer!

The door’s right here, can you just open it for me??

There are a lot of cool smells in here…smells like doggies tears.

I’m hiding out!

Hey, just take me home & I’ll be good, I promise!

My dad person loves me, surely he’ll get me out of this mess…

Look how horrifying this place looks!

Hello, Dr. Lady…keep that probe thingy to yourself.

Freedom!

I better leave pee-mail to warn all the other critters!

They took some of my blood, gave me shots & stuck a probe up my hiney! The good news is that I’m healthy & I don’t have to go back for a long time.

Posted by Oskar. Categories: Things Oskar Doesn't Like, VET. 32 Comments

Mar. ’12

Her Last Marble Just Rolled Away!

Oskar here to tell you what time it is at our house. 5:36 AM. Now for some of you that might be a normal time to wake up, but my mom person never went to bed!

She got on some kind of manic streak & decided to tackle her inbox which had over 4,700 e-mails that had to be sorted and some even responded to. 4,700! How do you let it get that bad.