A beautiful girl doggie has stolen my heart & I’d like to ask her on a date. She lives far, far away, but I know that with the power of the interwebs we could have a wonderful day or evening together.
I’ve never heard her mention a boyfriend…
What if I ask and she says no?! I’d be humiliated in front of all of Blogville!
I feel happy & sick all at the same time, is that normal?
Could she possibly resist this pitiful, yet excessively handsome face?
Guys, how do you do it? How do you get up the nerves to ask out a pretty girl doggie?