There is a new form of animal cruelty going on in my household. This picture is hard to look at, but you need to be brave and face it…
The Toaster of Doom
I’ll give you all a minute to collect yourselves. Whew!
My people use this machine to terrify me. It makes a loud, mean noise and flings hard bread! I’ve learned to seek cover during these attacks.
After making sure that my family is safe, well at least the ones not located in the kitchen,
hide protect the bathtub when the toast monster comes alive.