Hello.  My name is Oskar Wilhelm Hoerauf & I smell like butt.  That’s what my mom person told me!

I think she’s being quite rude & am personally a little sick of the flowery, vanilla, whatever, that she always smells of.

I am now ignoring her.  That should teach her a valuable lesson about rudeness.

I am also actively hoping that she’s too tired to give me have a bath.  Baby it’s cold outside & Oskie needs to keep his stink on!