So I’ve been gone for like 6,987 days even thought it says right up there “The Daily Oskar.“
Well, so my mom person wasn’t feeling very good. She kept getting dizzier & weaker & I got very much worried about her.
She went to the emergency room & they said “hmm, her eyebulbs is yellow!” Then all the Dr.’s talked and decided to keep her there where I can’t make her better!
My mom person said she woke up the next day in the hosptial and her whole head had turned yellow! Now yellow is her favorite color, but this was not an attractive look. She said she looked like Lisa Simpson!
They kept her there for 6 nights trying to figure out why her liver was giving her the yellow making jaundice. She doesn’t drink the al-ke-hols, so they decided that it was her Bi-polar medications, which keep her from being a total miserable spaz, that was tickin’ off her liver. They took away all of the medicines that made her feel like a whole happy, person inside & now she’s back to being a miserable spaz. An unhappy one.
She goes to her brain Dr. tomorrow to try & figure out how to make her bi-polars calm the heck down.
And I get to be nappin’ right along with her to make sure that those yellow heebie-jeebies don’t get her again.
If you could all cross your paws that they get her feelin’ good again I would really appreciate it. She’s been gone to this hospital waaaaaaay too many times. On a selfish note, I have heard whispers of a nudie-cut in my future, so crossed paws for me may be in order too!