Category Archives: Camera Critters

I Knew It!

I mentioned the other day about how the cats were plotting something. Well they got their revenge all right.

This is not a happy face.

You might remember what my nest ~~looks~~ used to look like. Here’s a reminder.

Well this morning I woke up to cat puke all over both of the cushions that I lay on. I mean all over. Plus a nice spread on the couch itself, just for good measure. I wanted to show pictures, but my mom person said that wouldn’t be cool.

Now I’m stuck with sub-par cushions making a sub-par nest. They’re the same colors, but smaller & NOT my nest cushions.

Now Chloe has taken it upon herself to claim a chair that we just added to my boy Jack’s room.

I’m trying to work up a good puke for that chair.

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Posted by Oskar. Categories: Camera Critters. 19 Comments

Jun. ’09

My Woozle!

My mom person (who I’m not talking to right now) took me to the groomer today. *shudder*

I don’t like it there.

This how I used to look…

My schnauzer cut had grown out, but my woozle (beard), which schnauzers are known for, was fabulous.

Then the groomer. *shudder*

Mom, don’t take my picture!

No!

All right, fine! Here’s a shot of my woozle butchering. It’s hard to see, but a big chunk has been removed at the middle of my nose. My mom person is mad because obviously this was a mistake & no one told her.

They just cut all of my hair off & half of my woozle. My mom person says it will grow back.

P.S. Thanks for all your comments about the hippities. I don’t try to eat them, but I try to pick them up with my mouth, I just want to play. Every time I pick one up I foam at the mouth & usually throw up. I keep looking for the hippity who will be my friend & not make me spit up.

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Posted by Oskar. Categories: Camera Critters, Woozle. 22 Comments

Jun. ’09

Camera Critters

This week for Camera Critters, Oskar wanted to show you a story of an elephant named Tara and a dog named Bella & their amazing friendship. Oskar thinks if these two can be friends, maybe he can be friends with “his sisters” Chloe & Moe the cats.

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May. ’09

Playing Ball

Yesterday my mom person posted a video of me playing ball. The game I play is not fetch, but keep away. You can check out my video here.

I got to play in the rain with my dad person. It rocked!

So fast…

I’m almost a blur.

The standoff

Come & get me!

Look how cute I am even when I’m wet.

What do you mean by “wet dog smell”? Hey, where are you going?

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Posted by Oskar. Categories: ball, Camera Critters. 30 Comments

Apr. ’09

Camera Critters

When you say “I don’t want to play anymore”, what exactly do you mean?

I’m sure you can’t possibly mean that you don’t want play ball anymore, right?

RIGHT?

*sigh*

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Apr. ’09

Buster

OK, I’ve got the cats to get over their little hissy fit, but honestly I’m not thrilled with this situation either.

The problem? Buster.

Buster belongs to my boys grandma & grandpa. Now I love going to see my g’ma & g’pa, whom we call Monnie & Bucka. I go to their house & Monnie spoils me. Bucka seems gruff, but he’s really soft on the inside.

The relationship with Buster should be like this: I go to his house, play with his toys, eat his food, get love from his people & then go home.

Buster is confused because he is now at my house playing with my toys, eating my food & getting love from my people!

Here’s a bowl of food, at my house, that I’m not supposed to eat, cause it’s Busters.

*sigh* I hope my Monnie & Bucka come back soon!

Posted by Oskar. Categories: Buster, Camera Critters. 17 Comments

Apr. ’09

Space Invaded!

You may remember the story about my personal space heater.

Well my space has been totally invaded & I am getting no support from my people! Just look at this mangy cat, sucking up my heat.

Oh, go ahead & stretch kitty.

Then my mom person starts talking about how she looks like a fuzzy little angel *gag*.

And she goes on about how cute Chloe’s “little pink paddies” are.

Just to add a full level of insult to injury, do you know where I was? Why I couldn’t protect my territory?

*Note from Oskar’s Mom: Oskar had his bath using wonderful products from Ecostore USA. Oskar was asked to review some of their dog shampoo & leave in conditioner & he will be having his first giveaway, so make sure to come back for next week’s Camera Critters to read all about it & to enter!*

Posted by Oskar. Categories: Camera Critters, Chloe. 32 Comments

Mar. ’09

Oskar & The Devil Squirrel

*Oskar’s note: My mom person wouldn’t make me a new post for today’s Camera Critters on account of she almost ate a spider that was in her breakfast, & now she feels “pukey”. Mom, I said, spiders are yummy. A little crunch on the outside with a soft creamy center. Then she made me go outside. I will never figure these people out!*

One rainy, muddy backyard

+ one devil squirrel

= one filthy tub

& one wet, disgruntled schnauzer!